Post by Evil Eye on Dec 1, 2017 6:43:01 GMT -5
Tanya that twinkle twinkle little star bit got stuck in my head, so here's what I did on the bus 
It was a dark winter evening. A little Star shone brightly in the sky.
"Hello, little Star. What are you doing tonight?"
"Tonight I will be evil," the little Star replied.
"That's bad, little Star. You should be nice."
The little Star wouldn't listen though. It spotted a bank robber working in the dark and shone brightly upon him.
"Thank you, little Star," the bank robber said. "With your light I'll have this safe open in no time."
"No, little Star. That's naughty. You shouldn't help bank robbers."
Next the little Star spotted a late night bather and shone brightly upon her. The bather quickly drew her curtain shut.
"No, little Star. That's naughty. You should respect her privacy."
The little Star wasn't done yet and shone brightly upon a driver.
"Ack," the driver yelled. "How can I see the road with this glare?"
"No, little Star. That's naughty. You shouldn't cause dangerous driving conditions."
The little Star still wasn't listening. It had found an astronomer and was shining brightly upon a telescope.
"That star shouldn't be there," said the astronomer in confusion. "What's going on here?"
"No, little Star. That's naughty. You shouldn't get in the way of science."
Dawn was coming and it was time for the little Star to go to bed.
"Sleep tight, little Star. Be nice tomorrow."
It was a dark winter evening. A little Star shone brightly in the sky.
"Hello, little Star. What are you doing tonight?"
"Tonight I will be evil," the little Star replied.
"That's bad, little Star. You should be nice."
The little Star wouldn't listen though. It spotted a bank robber working in the dark and shone brightly upon him.
"Thank you, little Star," the bank robber said. "With your light I'll have this safe open in no time."
"No, little Star. That's naughty. You shouldn't help bank robbers."
Next the little Star spotted a late night bather and shone brightly upon her. The bather quickly drew her curtain shut.
"No, little Star. That's naughty. You should respect her privacy."
The little Star wasn't done yet and shone brightly upon a driver.
"Ack," the driver yelled. "How can I see the road with this glare?"
"No, little Star. That's naughty. You shouldn't cause dangerous driving conditions."
The little Star still wasn't listening. It had found an astronomer and was shining brightly upon a telescope.
"That star shouldn't be there," said the astronomer in confusion. "What's going on here?"
"No, little Star. That's naughty. You shouldn't get in the way of science."
Dawn was coming and it was time for the little Star to go to bed.
"Sleep tight, little Star. Be nice tomorrow."
